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Was Pronounced Beachoven

by Beachoven

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1.
Ice Cream.1 00:26
I was gonna get some ice cream. And it melted off my ice cream cone. Fell onto the side walk. Damn! I had to get a new ice cream cone. Yeah baby, oh baby. I want some ice cream tonight. Yeah.
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Better hurry up and get out of bed. Better get dressed and find my friends. My mama thinks I'm just a silly fool, but I don't need her to approve. I want colors and I want sun. I was walking down the street when I saw Sudan. He was sitting on his feet with a spoon in a can. Yeah, he always been afraid of Fantastic Sam's, so I took out my snips, and I gave him a haircut. He went: "AHHHHHHHHHH" I'm no board of wood. I'm no dumpster baby. I'm a baby of Mary, and I'm your mama too. It's winter time. Spare my soul. The squirrels are frozen to the telephone pole. It's winter time. I feel no pain. The chestnut smiles are trying to say. Dress up every day.
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XXX 03:59
I pissed myself right out of town Yeah I drove myself down, boy. I passed out in my mama's car New Year's Eve with the engine on, boy. Threw up in the center counsel, woke up with the sun beating down, god I'm blessed I didn't get another DUI. When I turned 21, I went to the liquor store, boy. I grabbed me a bottle, went to the counter, and when he ID'd me, he said: "It's a marathon, not a sprint, son." "But you know I love to run, Pa." So I grabbed my bag and split. For the next nine years, I drank enough to stumble my way home alone. But not to pass up the gas station for my midnight mistress. Smokin, now she's choke, Wait up. Now I'm falling down. I can't seem to get the smell off her off my fingers. The strange thing is when you come to love the stink and the blindness as if it were cozier than the warm and holy guided. Best to keep a broom handy if you drink the lord's brandy. It's butterscotch taste is Yummy.
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Cloud 03:31
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Last lap, and I'm in second place. By chance, I get a lightning, so now I can take first place. Hit Z to make everyone feel my fire! Now I'm in first place. Oh no, what's that behind me? It looks like a blue shell. And now I'm the one that's on fire! And it was the computer all along.
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Ice Cream.2 00:31
(Applause) I was gonna get some ice cream. And it melted off my ice cream cone. Fell onto the side walk. Damn! I had to get a new ice cream cone. Yeah baby, oh baby. I want some ice cream tonight. Yeah. (Applause)

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"Was Pronounced Beachoven"

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released March 31, 2017

Adam Engers: Guitar and Vocals
Tommy Gilbert: Bass
Dan Monaghan: Drums

Recorded and Engineered by Steve Marek and Beachoven.
Overdubs by Dan Monaghan, Tommy Gilbert, and Cory Bengsten

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